Turd Bonsai

I found this interesting picture of mushrooms sprouting from a cow turd.
Life grows in the most unexpected places.
It looks like a classical ink Chinese painting of windswept trees on high craggy precipes…well sort of….beauty can even be found in shit.

Its a little like a lotus flower – such beauty grows from mud.

Holy Shit! This is amazing work of fart!

Forget about the madonna in a piece of burnt toast, this picture takes the cake.

Well patty cake anyway.

In India, cow pats are dried and burnt for fuel.

I am sure this cow patty won’t be going up in smoke!

If you’ve looked at my last post ‘#13 Kinky Elephants’ you would have seen that elephants get up to some real nasty shit!

Not only do they use their trunks to get off but then they eat each other’s shit too. Imagine the human version of this – you go to a proctologist (a bum doctor) because you may be constipated, have piles or a number of other arse related maladies, and he sticks his gloved hand up your shining light plucks out the week old blockage and proceeds to munch on it! Why waste last weeks meal – aren’t we all supposed to be into recycling?

Take a look at the video above. I am sure the zoo keeper cleaning up after the elephants didn’t realise that he was about to be used as a human dildo.

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Those trunks do come in handy to give their fellow elephants a right royal colonic.

What better way to dispose of the crap than eat it! Yuk!!

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Chocolate Thong by by Beau B - www.flikr.com

I wonder how tasty this g-string would be after it has been flossing your girlfiend’s arse?  Chocolate my arse!

For Chocolate Lovers: “Eat yout heart out.”

More like “Eat your fart out.”

Oh well – different pokes for different folks.

Does a worn pair of chocolate bum floss take your fanny….I mean fancy?

Boggit

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G-String Hits the Spot by Manel - www.flikr.com

What a cracker of an arse the girl above has. And she knows how to flaunt it. A bit of bum floss, a thong or g-string and a woman’s cleavage takes on an entirely new meaning.

From builder’s unsightly crack to fashion item.

Showing one’s bum cleavage has gone a long way from the plank walks to the cat walk.

Isn’t it such a strange fashion to expose one’s arse crack?

What do you think of exposing one’s arse crack as the new  fashion?

Boggit

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Cher Horowitz: So okay, I don’t want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don’t get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair – ew – and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we’re expected to swoon? I don’t think so.

Woman's Rear Cleavage by pedrosimoes7 - www.Flikr.com

Bum or arse crack is a curious phenomenon.

Depending on the person and gender showing the rear cleavage it can be a turn on or a right royal turn off.

If you are a male the pic above may be a bit of a turn on.

What about the pic below?

Man Crack by John H. Kim - www.flickr.com

I can safely say that it would be a turn off in anyone’s language or gender.

Showing crack had its beginnings in the days of builders and tradesmen. In Australian slang we have builder’s crack or brickie’s crack. Tradespeople and builders bending over and as a consequence unexpectedly showing off their ‘asset’.

From here it turned into a fashion statement.

Now we see young girls with g-strings up their arse showing and teenage boys with their baggy pants revealing more than we want to see. Surely girls, do you find it a turn on to see male back cleavage?

No wonder why there is an increase in silicon breast implants – women now need to compete with male back cleavage!

Bogggit

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Museum of Contemporary Farts

Some of us may have been born with some sort of creative talent. Others have to work at it.

Are you a frustrated artist?

What about a fartist?

Has there been an incident in your life that was your piece de resistance?

Your crowning gory?

Your claim to shame?

When you created the most exquisite work of fart that sent connoisseurs ducking for cover?

• Was it when you were in a bus?

• Maybe in a lift? Do you remember those writhing expressions when the other office workers were much too polite to declare that someone let off a doozer and that they couldn’t wait to evacuate the lift.

• Was it in the middle of a boring and tedious meeting and the eruption was heard by all those around you.

• What about at school? I have witnessed the cruelty of children as a silent but deadly fart is released and in moments there is a radius around the perpetrator (or the alleged). Just like a nuclear explosion there is a radius encircling the detonation point. From a turd’s eye view, I mean a bird’s eye view, this makes a nice piece of op art or possibly ‘pop’ art (maybe not so populated popular art).

I would like to hear about your works of fart.

Was it:  a) very recent – contemporary art?

b) quite recent – modern art?

c) loud and deadly – expressionistic?

d) old and musty or quite a long time ago – prehistoric art?

e) the thought of a fart that never quite materialised – abstract?

Please smell me, I mean tell me, about your greatest work of fart?

Boggit

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