DANGER! Arse Burn Imminent by Xurble
Have you ever had arse burn?
Arse burn: [noun] The result of exposing one’s buttocks to excessive heat or friction.
• Have you ever jumped in a car with burning hot leather or vinyl seats only to jump straight out of the car again with 3rd degree burns?
• What about sliding your arse as a child down a slippery dip on a hot summer’s day?
• Or maybe falling off your skateboard and scraping yours arse on the ‘assphalt’ ? Puts a new meaning to ‘skid marks’ doesn’t it?
• Maybe you were trying to emulate the guys from Jackass!
Tell me your worse case of bum burn?
Boggit
The Daily Bog 